To Turn Off Your Computer And Read A Book When:
- You wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
- You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.
- You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
- You can't correspond with your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- When your e-mail box shows,"no new messages", and you feel really
- You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
- After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend!!!